Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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