It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
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If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
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National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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