the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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