The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
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