after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
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I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
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We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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