Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
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