Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
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I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
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You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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