somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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