the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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