Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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