She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
Randomize