Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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