Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
So squirting runs in the family.
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Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
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Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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