turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
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