Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
All the doctor said was why
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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