But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
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I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
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Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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