I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
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No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
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It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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