That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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