i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
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last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
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My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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