question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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