Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
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I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
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I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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