P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
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I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
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She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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