she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Oh god it's open bar.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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