Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
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IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
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I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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