well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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