whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
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Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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