Do you still have your period?
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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