Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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