I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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