it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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