what if every blade of grass was a penis?
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Ladies don't puke and tell
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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