I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
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I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
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I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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