omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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