he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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