I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
I'm always down for nudity.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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