yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
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