just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
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