Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
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