I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
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the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
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can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
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