Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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