It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
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He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
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Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I need a burrito and a hug.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
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