Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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