Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I just want to make out with him forever
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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