my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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