the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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