PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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