Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
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We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
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Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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