I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
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Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
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you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
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Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
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