Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
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Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
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you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
and you fell through a lawn chair
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
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