dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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