worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
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He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
then he tried to convert me to islam
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
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Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Two words: blizzard sex
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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