But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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