i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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