Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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