I'm sorry my penis didn't work
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
you have to choose: penises or morals?
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
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